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I got this over at Swistle’s, and it seems to be turning in to a meme, so of course, I couldn’t resist!

First write a nauseatingly perky paragraph about your life, the type of paragraph you see in alumni newsletters. Then write a franker, funnier one.

Here goes:

Sara and Ed have been married since 2002 and have 2 beautiful children, Eddie who is 3 and Caitlyn who is 2. Sara works a fulfilling full time job while Ed runs a carpet cleaning business from home. They enjoy spending time together as a family and finding fun family oriented activities to do together on the weekends.

Although Sara and Ed have been married since 2002, they had been together for 13 years. They’re starting to grate on each other’s nerves. Add two toddlers to the mix and it’s a freaking party!! Sara is so frazzled that she spent 5 minutes at the medicine cabinet this morning just trying to decide which toothbrush was hers. Our house is madness, and by the way, it’s falling apart. If you ever cared for me, please come help us! Take the kids to the park or grab a mop!

If you are reading this, consider yourself tagged.

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