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Kitchen Remodel Update (Alternate Title– I am in Hell.)

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I came home yesterday to find our kitchen 100% gutted—which is good considering our install is on for next Friday. Here are my concerns:

• You can see my bathtub from my kitchen—not actually in to the bathroom, but the entire underside of the tub.
• If you look under the tub, you can see my basement.
• What the hell is stopping the tub from falling in to the basement? One very large beam.
• Where the ceiling was torn apart, you can see the old roof which hasn’t been in use since, like, 1963.
• 2 items we collected from the rafters: a very old nipple for a baby bottle and piles of silly string. The only thing we can guess is that prior tenants shoved them in the walls upstairs and they drifted down.
• Hub insists that as a child he shoved many of his sister’s toys in the same walls. If doll heads fall out of my ceiling, I am leaving for good.
• My stove is covered in plaster and dust. I mean everywhere. This can not be good.
• Despite the use of a plastic partition, my living room is also full of dust.
• I’m pretty sure Hub isn’t making me a fancy breakfast on Sunday.

This is the worst project ever. Don’t buy a house that was built during WW2. Also—don’t remodel your kitchen.

8 responses »

  1. Thanks for the warning! And also, maybe he isn’t making you a fancy breakfast but will he take you out for one instead?

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  2. I shudder to think what you might find in the walls of our house, built in 1936.

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  3. My house was built in 1910. We are undertaking the first major kitchen renovation since… I don’t know when, but I’m bracing myself for HORROR.

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  4. Oh ugh! & you know it’s only going to get worse. But you’ll have a shiny new kitchen in the end!!!

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  5. Here’s hoping everything’s tidied up before Olivia makes her appearance!

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  6. My “other” house was built in ’42. We never undertook any major renovations, partly because of that fact. The house still has wooden countertops; no granite or formica. Painted wood. I hated that the most. I wish you well in your project. Happy Mother’s Day!

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  7. Kitchen remodels seem particularly heinous. UGG.

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  8. I hope is gets done fast. Then you won’t remember all this that you’re going through. ;)I still remember my parents remodeling their kitchen of their 1900 house when I was maybe 2. Yikes!

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