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Further Proof That the Third Baby Will Kill You

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Here I am yesterday–15 weeks along

The jury is still out, but there may be a 2nd baby growing in my ass.

Seriously, my ass can’t be that big, right? Look at my legs in proportion–right?? It’s got to be the shirt. TELL ME IT’S THE SHIRT.

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  1. I see no ass at all. But if you do, I’m sure it’s only because pregnancy screws with your vision.

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  2. It’s totally the shirt, you look perfect.

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  3. Dude, your hair is LONG!You look great. I don’t see any sign of this alleged second baby.

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  4. I don’t see a problem… except that your belly is really showing for 15 weeks! I was 16 weeks along with Maggie before I even knew I was pregnant! I just looked pudgy… you, on the other hand, look pregnant and awesome!

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  5. It’s got to be the shirt, but really I don’t see any signs of the “alleged” second baby either.

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  6. It’s the shirt, I promise!

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  7. I don’t even see the ass. Maybe the placement of your arm is confusing you? Or maybe it’s the shirt. You look great to me.

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  8. Oh, hon. You look beautiful. I can’t see anything wrong with happy you and that belly! I love bellies. πŸ™‚

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  9. Perhaps Stacy and Clinton should do a “What *Maternity Clothes* NOT to Wear.” I too would have signed up for that one. It just doesn’t matter how great you look (and YOU DO), you’re gonna look at that changing body in the mirror and exclaim, “HEY! THAT’S NOT MY BODY!”And Tessie’s right: Dude! Your hair is LONG!

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  10. It’s the shirt, it’s the shirt, it’s the shirt. You look beautiful! πŸ˜€

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  11. There is no ass. Or at least, not a proportionally large one.Even if there WERE, it’s better than carrying TWO extra babies in your THIGHS, which is what I did with both pregnancies.

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  12. You look great!And also WE COULD BE TWINS. Good grief!

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