…mysteriously has only one swollen ankle. Or Kankle.
…is glad that the third time around, she remembers that all of the hair she has grown on her belly does go away.
…practiced really great parenting on the 4th of July.
…had happy kids over the holiday weekend.
…doesn’t think that the Jon and Kate Plus 8 music video should make her blubber like a baby, but somehow, it does.
…is deathly afraid of water, and projected such fears on to her children. She eventually gave in though, and Bud lived.
…doesn’t give a rat’s ass about “his needs” when she is 36-weeks pregnant.
…is 36 weeks pregnant!!!! Her belly is bigger than her boobs!!
…looks like a sumo wrestler (with great hair).
…coughed so hard in the middle of the night that she threw up on the living room carpet. Cleaning up your own vomit at 2AM is very glamorous.
…is embarrassed when Lucy uses baby talk. Not because it’s stupid and annoying (which it is), but because she wants everyone to know how smart and well spoken her 3-year-old actually is.
…is maybe a little bit shallow.
…definitely needs more sleep.
…can’t wait to meet her new baby girl.